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Post by istanze on Jun 20, 2003 14:57:59 GMT -5
Buffy: how've you been? Amy: Rat, you? Buffy: Dead Amy: Oh
that was funny...
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Post by Novissimus Kalilupa on Jun 23, 2003 21:48:42 GMT -5
hey i still like the cordelia and willow one it's real similar and i think i typed it up b4 and i can't be bothered finding out. Willow: how've you been? cordelia: higher power, you? willow: ultimate evil, but i got better
and i like the from cos 'will these two bacteria find love in the midst of ravaged petri dish filled with germ warfare?' i think that's how the quote went and if not it's close enough.
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Post by istanze on Jun 23, 2003 23:55:32 GMT -5
that ones pretty funny... i like this one from harry potter... well, i don't remember the exact words, but he gets twenty points from a teacher for handing her a watering can... its pretty funny... you really have to read it in context tho, cos then its even funnier...
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Post by Novissimus Kalilupa on Jun 27, 2003 20:35:17 GMT -5
we really should pay attention to the quote my friend quoted: 'don't quote quotes that you can't quote.'
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Post by istanze on Jun 30, 2003 20:43:26 GMT -5
ah, true wisdom of the ages... and thats all i have to say...
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Post by Novissimus Kalilupa on Jun 30, 2003 22:12:38 GMT -5
here's a great one! don't take life seriously no one gets out alive anyway.
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Post by istanze on Jul 7, 2003 14:19:35 GMT -5
"we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars" - oscar wilde
"it was a bright cold day in april, and the clocks were striking thirteen" - george orwell, in 1984
they're from my quotes book...
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Post by Novissimus Kalilupa on Jul 8, 2003 0:28:55 GMT -5
hey that one was a pretty cool quote from 1984 here's mine from ab: 'You are either very brave, or very stupid.' 'You really need at least one dimple to go with the voice.' Jean-claude said softly, 'I'm betting on stupid.'" - Nikolaos, "Anita, Jean-Claude
i thought that one rocked!
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Post by istanze on Jul 8, 2003 14:32:35 GMT -5
there was that really funny one in nic about the knives... but i forget it, i have it written down somewhere... and there is one, i forget who its by
"reports of my death were greatly exxagerated"
that ones funny...
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Post by Novissimus Kalilupa on Jul 9, 2003 0:37:03 GMT -5
i think that quote kinda went like this: the true way to a man's heart was 6 inches of steel through his ribcage. sometimes 4 inches worked but to be real sure i like to use 6 inches. anyone who tells you that size doesn't matter has being seeing too many small knives. amazing how phallic objects always gets the job done.
i think that's as close i'm going to get to that one or was it this one?:
i was like a trophy wife, but then again i don't think too many wives hid cutlery up their sleeves, but i could be wrong.
was that the one you were talking about? but anyway here's mine: 'The problem was that Raina had been a sexually sadistic nymphomaniac when alive, and death hadn't changed her much. - Narcissus in Chains, page 225
i thought that's pretty cool and this is a long freaking post so i'll go now.
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Post by istanze on Jul 9, 2003 12:54:00 GMT -5
i think both those were my favourites, they are so funny!!! but i was actually talking about the true way to a mans heart one... cos its hilarious!!!
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Post by Novissimus Kalilupa on Jul 10, 2003 21:35:16 GMT -5
yeah they were funny mine's not funny but it's still i thought this is the continuation from the books topic.
referring to shooting van anders: 'You can't just shoot me, police have to give warning' - van anders 'I'm not the police, i'm the executioner.' -anita before she blows the brains out of van anders. i thought that was soo cool! but i kinda find morbid stuff funny.
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Post by istanze on Jul 11, 2003 13:33:47 GMT -5
yeah, i thought van anders was sick... and that whole international terrorist thing was just weird, but still cool... i liked the mother of all darkness better tho... and the fact that anita called her 'Mummy Dearest' it was funny...
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Post by Novissimus Kalilupa on Jul 15, 2003 1:51:30 GMT -5
yeah that was funny! and how mussette is the biggest bimbo ever even puts um that legally blonde movie to shame and she was blonde. mommy dearest wasfunny. i've gotten my friend to read it and she is like nearly dying to find out how anita manages to screw her life um tenfold and more.
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Post by istanze on Jul 15, 2003 13:16:47 GMT -5
i just want the next book to come out... like now... oh, and a quote from laurel k hamiltons website...
"The sex and violence are only as graphic as need be. And never included unless it furthers the plot or character development."
umm... sure, if it makes her happy to think that...
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