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Post by istanze on Sept 21, 2002 13:56:16 GMT -5
it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool then to open your mouth and remove all doubt!
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Post by istanze on Sept 21, 2002 13:58:00 GMT -5
it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool then to open your mouth and remove all doubt!
why did the plane crash??
cos the pilot was a bannana!!
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Post by Novissimus Kalilupa on Sept 24, 2002 2:05:02 GMT -5
and here's another one! talk is cheap- that is until lawyers get involved. if a stealth jet crashed in a forest would it make a sound?
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Post by istanze on Sept 24, 2002 17:46:07 GMT -5
you like the forest ones...
ok, this is one i absolutely love!
before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you insult them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes!!!
lol!!!! i love it!
if a cow laughed hard enough, would milk come out of its nose??
gravity always wins!
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Post by Novissimus Kalilupa on Sept 25, 2002 0:01:55 GMT -5
uh uh gravity doesn't always win. you have to be in space to beat it! and confuscius say: war does not determine who is right; war determines who is left. and the walking in your shoes one i love also cos iheard that one months ago 'cept i 4got it and here's a mystery why don't we have cultured oil newhere,instead of crude oil? why is it called tourist season if we can;t shoot them? if someone with mpdisorder threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?
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Post by istanze on Sept 25, 2002 22:10:53 GMT -5
love the war one - its so true!!! and ok, i admit that the gravity thing isn't always the case, but still...
oh, heres one of my favourites
"They have knives!" he roared, and threw the cheese platter at them.
and "pick a quirk, any quirk"
and "was it a vampire bat?" <- probably has to be viewed in a buffy context, but still cool
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Post by Novissimus Kalilupa on Sept 26, 2002 23:27:39 GMT -5
mine is: pull the lever kronk! WRONG LEVEEEEEERRRR!!!! (as she fall thru the trap door...) emperor's new groove!
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Post by istanze on Sept 27, 2002 22:07:26 GMT -5
nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...
i plan on living forever - so far, so good!
ummm... so not remebering any of the ones i like...
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Post by istanze on Sept 29, 2002 19:42:49 GMT -5
this one is from my friend kristy
'100 000 sperm, and you were the fastest?'
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Post by Novissimus Kalilupa on Oct 1, 2002 1:32:52 GMT -5
i just finished playing destructionism and my fav saying at the moment is if you can't beat them... arrange them to be beaten! ;D
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Post by istanze on Oct 1, 2002 18:04:13 GMT -5
i like that one! on the other hand, you have different fingers... and thats all i can think of... by the way, i told sueno your war quote, and he really liked it
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Post by Novissimus Kalilupa on Oct 3, 2002 23:23:34 GMT -5
man who eat biscuit in bed wake up feeling crummy.
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Post by istanze on Oct 4, 2002 16:40:21 GMT -5
you said that one already these are from sueno: politics - poly meaning many, tics meaning blood sucking insects and three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead
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Post by Novissimus Kalilupa on Oct 9, 2002 23:41:07 GMT -5
hey here's a yo mama: yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck! yo mama so fat she has the only car with stretch marks.
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Post by istanze on Oct 10, 2002 17:26:42 GMT -5
i don't think those are valid life and philosphy statements... if a cow laughed hard enough, would milk come out of its nose??
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