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Post by Novissimus Kalilupa on Oct 10, 2002 23:05:08 GMT -5
and do chickens think that rubber humans are funny? how come they add artificial lemon flava to cordials or other drinks, but they add real lemon juice in washig detergents?
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Post by istanze on Oct 11, 2002 15:51:45 GMT -5
those ones are good! hmmm... i don't know if i have any more...
'Sarikali is a city dreaming, and sometimes she talks in her sleep' - i like that one, its from the nightrunner series... and... thats all i can think of oh well
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Post by Novissimus Kalilupa on Oct 14, 2002 23:55:32 GMT -5
an optimist believes this is the best world possible. a pessimist fears this is true.
war does not determine who is right. war determines who is left and what was that 50 50 / 100 fail theory?
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Post by istanze on Oct 16, 2002 21:54:26 GMT -5
if there is a fifty fifty chance of getting something right, then 99% of the time you will get it wrong!
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Post by Novissimus Kalilupa on Oct 24, 2002 23:33:35 GMT -5
thanx 4 that i needed to know and see if i could remember it but u guess not and ... hi! and if practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect then y practice?
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Post by istanze on Nov 10, 2002 18:15:08 GMT -5
Just for you kalilupa:
Age does not matter, unless you are cheese!
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Post by istanze on Nov 10, 2002 18:15:39 GMT -5
people who are always looking over there shoulder are likely to run into something
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Post by Novissimus Kalilupa on Nov 13, 2002 22:38:49 GMT -5
yeha sooooo true and my l8est one would have to be: talk is cheap cos the supply exceeds the demand!
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Post by istanze on Nov 14, 2002 21:54:36 GMT -5
thats a cool one... i put this one in the quotes, but it fits here too
the human race is fundamentally confused
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the human race was created a little lower than the angels, and has been getting a little lower ever since
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Post by Novissimus Kalilupa on Nov 17, 2002 22:49:56 GMT -5
what does god say when angels sneeze? that's a good one doncha think?
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Post by istanze on Nov 18, 2002 21:59:45 GMT -5
that one is cool, but i think i have the answer - angels don't sneeze! and here is a brainteaser
the woman shot her husband, drowned her husband, and then went down to dinner with him... how?
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Post by Kalilupa2 on Nov 19, 2002 2:28:13 GMT -5
hey no fair! but i'll think... umm she shot a photo of a her husband then drowned him in love (yuck) and then went to dinner with him...
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Post by istanze on Nov 19, 2002 23:33:24 GMT -5
partly right, but she drowned the photo in the developing solution or whateva the hell that stuff is... not love... good job!
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Post by Novissimus Kalilupa on Nov 26, 2002 2:49:48 GMT -5
hey ummm that was just weird....
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Post by istanze on Nov 26, 2002 23:21:01 GMT -5
what??? huh??? what?? i don't understand...
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