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Post by Novissimus Kalilupa on Sept 10, 2002 3:03:38 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]if you ate pasta and anti pasta would you still be hungry?[/glow]
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Post by istanze on Sept 10, 2002 18:04:42 GMT -5
Why do they call them apartments if they are all stuck together??
and no, you would not be hungry, just fat ;D (i am joking)
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Post by Novissimus Kalilupa on Sept 10, 2002 22:51:12 GMT -5
day without sunshine is like...
night! ;D
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Post by Novissimus Kalilupa on Sept 10, 2002 22:53:15 GMT -5
confuscius say man who sleeps on biscuit, wake up feeling crummy.
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Post by istanze on Sept 11, 2002 17:50:22 GMT -5
if this saying didn't exist, someone would have invented it...
be aloof.... the world needs more loofs
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Post by Novissimus Kalilupa on Sept 12, 2002 22:07:58 GMT -5
hey!!! i'm a loof! ;D here's a great one!!! if practise makes perfect and nobody perfect, then why practice? love this one! and here's another ... ummm... thinking if one now it's not easy to do as i'm in skool at the moment and it's multi strand, here's a pov one. what color does a smurf turn when it's being strangled? there are so many! and if a tree in a forest falls, do the other trees laugh at it? and one fact can ruin a good arguement!
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Post by istanze on Sept 14, 2002 13:16:09 GMT -5
why is abbreviation such a long word??
a penny saved is...
not much!!
and that's all i can think of at the moment...
ooh, another one i like which isn't really funny or anything is
'two roads diverged in a wood and i, i took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference' - Robert Frost
i like it anyways
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Post by istanze on Sept 16, 2002 17:46:18 GMT -5
i may be having amnesia and de ja vu at the same time - i think i have forgotten this before! i would like to help you out. which way did you come in? just because i have a short attention span doesn't mean i... why is the alphabet in that order? is it because of that song? ;D
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Post by Novissimus Kalilupa on Sept 16, 2002 23:52:20 GMT -5
hey the abbreviation one's mine!!! neway i'll live... hey do caretakers prefer the graveyard shift? no-ones ugly after 2 am... ummm... dyslexics of the world UNTIE! (unite) if nothing sticks to teflon, then how does teflon stick to the pan? there's no such thing as an optical illusion.... it just looks that way.
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Post by istanze on Sept 18, 2002 22:27:34 GMT -5
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Post by Novissimus Kalilupa on Sept 18, 2002 23:25:34 GMT -5
and i love those death ones!!! does killing time damage eternity? there is no such thing short attention span it ju- what if there were no such things as hypothetical questions?
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Post by istanze on Sept 19, 2002 18:02:35 GMT -5
inspiration just struck me - it hurt! ummm... i so can't think of any that i like when i am here, but once i go away i remember ooh, memory! all the world's a stage, but the play is badly cast! life is a horror movie staring people you know!
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Post by istanze on Sept 19, 2002 18:04:50 GMT -5
the sound of one hand clapping is CL
the other hand makes the AP
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Post by Novissimus Kalilupa on Sept 20, 2002 20:41:18 GMT -5
i like this one... if you got scared half to death twice.... what would happen? do fire victims get a discount if they want to be cremated?
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Post by Novissimus Kalilupa on Sept 20, 2002 20:44:06 GMT -5
if the world's a stage then where's the audience? an occasional table. what are they the rest of time? what do cheese say when they're having their picture taken?
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